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| Criminal Ray-Hate It’s probably hard for you to understand why I would bother to HATE Ray Romano and his show “Everybody Loves Raymond” with the world-historical intensity and passion I so extremely hate them with. This is an admittedly criminal hate on my part, meaning irrational and unjustified. The slightest exposure to Ray Romano’s sense of humor turns me into a little Hitler. I want him eliminated. I want him reduced to the term “unit.” And I want to spend TIME questioning my aides: how many units are we processing today? No reasons, no explanation besides that he is an ugly, downcast, awkward little girl of a man who embodies everything embarrassing about humanity. In his puffy, offensive face we see the softening of humanity into Ray-like cowerers who think a style of mumbly, "ironic" self-deprecation is funny. TV should not be home to Ray Romanos, duds whose presence anywhere at any time is a force for boredom. Get him off my TV! And Have Him Eliminated!
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